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At the gate of heaven is a woman who knocks at the door and Saint Peter ………… appears that asks:
– Say what you want to get woman in heaven?
– Well, I made ​​sure I always sacrifice for the good of others.
– Tell how you got to work with colleagues?
– I always do the hardest chores and sometimes when no one gave me the will to do something I
– Home as?
– I sacrificed for my husband. I do not really care for me, it was for him
-Take the day you stumble?
– Woe to me I thought not.
It hears a voice that says:
– Bring a pair of wings!
Excited woman says:
– There are angel wings?
The voice answers:
– No, the gang

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– Honey, let’s make savings.
– Well … but how?
– Learn to cook and cook kick.
– Very good … Then learn to make love and give out and the driver

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-What are you doing?

-i’m coming from the post office

-did you receive your pension?

-(ironical)i got dick…

-stupid me, i took the pension

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Two old women on the bench in the cemetery:
– Hey, you how old you?
– 97!
– So you still go home?

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 If you get to work by any colleague, boss or anyone else by all means do not touch it. This virus will completely delete your personal life.

 If you get in contact with WORK put your jacket, take two good friends and go to your nearest boutique. Buy your immediate antidote called Work-isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE),  or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote until you get cured of this virus and WORK will get your system completely.

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A man, humble, to confession:

Man: – Father, I sinned! He moved a ladder with me girl … What I have sinned parent!

 Father: – Says, son, says! God forgives!

Man: – Father, I helped her move! Father was dressed with some tights and I fell …

 Father: – Says, son, says! God forgives!

Man: – … and have a transparent shirt, no nothing … It saw all, Father!

 Father: – Says, son, says! Lord forgive!

Man – And …. more, we have sinned, Father!

 Father: – What, son? How?

Man: – With thought, Father! Thinking!

 Father – Son, for a week, drink a bucket of water each, three times a day!

 Man: – But why so, father?

 Father: – As an ox drinks, son !