joke

 

 If you get to work by any colleague, boss or anyone else by all means do not touch it. This virus will completely delete your personal life.

 If you get in contact with WORK put your jacket, take two good friends and go to your nearest boutique. Buy your immediate antidote called Work-isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE),  or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote until you get cured of this virus and WORK will get your system completely.

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A man, humble, to confession:

Man: – Father, I sinned! He moved a ladder with me girl … What I have sinned parent!

 Father: – Says, son, says! God forgives!

Man: – Father, I helped her move! Father was dressed with some tights and I fell …

 Father: – Says, son, says! God forgives!

Man: – … and have a transparent shirt, no nothing … It saw all, Father!

 Father: – Says, son, says! Lord forgive!

Man – And …. more, we have sinned, Father!

 Father: – What, son? How?

Man: – With thought, Father! Thinking!

 Father – Son, for a week, drink a bucket of water each, three times a day!

 Man: – But why so, father?

 Father: – As an ox drinks, son !

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